I 'm an escaped lunatic from the Okie zone

I had some fun prograss tinating on the internet giving a hard time to all those bloggers but they seemed to enjoy attacking me after Stella let the cat out of the bag continuing to mention Muffy and my website. So I went out of the closet and went ahead and told everyone of my website so they could confirm their opinion of me being nuts...crazy like a fox...Don't they realize that George and Laura get information from this site for their own material for roasts, etc. George even went so far as talking about a liberal and a Neo con finding romance. Pleasantly plump chance of that...lol

They all think my website is boring but they don't realize that it is a journal of each day and meeting boring internet dates doesn't help. Oh well. She went ahead and threatened me several times of emailing Muffy. I just love people sometime.Not. But I love Buffy. Buffy's nose is better healing from the angry Republican cur.

I stopped off in the middle of a mountains in Georgetown and then I'll check out Silver Plume with older working hippies that chose to have their own life with out being influenced so much by the trappings of society.
Next stop will be the Glenwood springs in search of my true hippy soulmate or not.

Saturday 924 am
The hot tubs were great and this morning I discovered the free hot spring water write by the river....It was so cool....No one else but Buffy...Although a cute hippy on a bike helped give me directions telling me she was in it the other night...Is this one of these natural springs where most are sans clothing...Ill head for the library so I can vent boring shit about everything...driving my readers as crazy as me ...lol

Glenwood springs is a cool tourist town but it is so much more mellow than Aspen ....most folks seem to be nice ...Ill talk to you all more about it soon hopefully!

Sunday morning in the beautiful vista of the mountains!

You think about fate and because of one bad thing, sometimes good comes out of it. I wasn't sure where to hang out after getting kicked out of the hostel because of Buffy. I did not fill out the address card, should have told the manager about Buffy staying in the single room with me even though I talked to one of his helpers who thought it was cool. Oh well, che sara, sara.

I am so curious about how many hits I'm getting. Maybe when La has time she could check it out. Thanks again, LA for all your help and comments. I am curious now at least from the notoriety of the tagboard, how many readers I might be getting on a daily basis. I know that some of this is boring to both parties, but there are some parts that I could easily edit and turn into an intriguing novel about a man's vicissitudes within himself that others with ADD or not could relate to. They might be curious how he might deal with his own hell or his attempt to find happiness after all these setbacks; and duh, Stella, he does bring so much of it to himself as many readers (mostly anonymous) have said exactly what you said. Duh, because, I write on here honestly how I am sorting everything out to make the best plan.

I was wondering where to spend Saturday, so I hung out at the "Hippy Dip" where everyone and the natives go for time in the healing sulphur springs right by the east entrance to I-70. There is an outlet with rocks surrounding where the clean runoff from the official springs runs into the river. It feels about 106 or more degrees coming out. We would ocassionally be brave and let the very strong current take us to a spot a little ways down. I worried about a drunk old bloke might get taken by the current so I went after him. He found his footing but I was worried that he almost had the look like he didn't care if he drowned. I was given a lecture from the sternman of one of the visiting rafts, how crazy I was and if I knew this person. I had met him today and was actually feeling good that I was willing to actually go after someone. That actually made me feel good about myself that I would do that. It showed to me that I even care about strangers. The rich repukes that stopped their raft I'm sure would have felt better to just let him drown. They told me that one can only survive in 47 degree water for a few minutes.

It was amazing how invigorating the water was! Another young bloke was jumping in several times. I almost feel like going back there again after my gracious host wakes up. He lives in a town about 15 miles from Glenwood and has such a fantastic view, that I hope that my camcorder battery has enough juice left to film it, but I also brought the convenient Walgreen camera.

a couple hours from 420

Ok...its a weekend in colorado and Garv is getting a little stoned on Okie smokie with his new friend , Nathan, 22,

to the visions of ripe rich republican and liberal hippies to use and be used by, before they chose to throw you away like their disposable contacts

oh to be back in your early 20's with the choice of what ripe sexually primed lady is still searching for that feeling of youth within her loins

Monday at the community center:11:30

Just had another dip in the "hippy dip"...Ive been hanging out there and checking out one of the free caves around 4 or 5 in the morning with some other young friends. I met another nice couple and was chatting, drinking wine and sharing some of the last of my bud. Later the girl might have had a hypoglycemic reaction to all the sun and lack of food so she almost passed out when we were speaking with the gods. So I asked her to drink some apple cranberry juice and that helped her come out of it. They were a really nice couple and I met them again this morning at the Village Inn after having had breakfast. He's a teller and she is a ballet dancer just scrimping up enough to have a 4 day vacation. When you are in love everything is so much better regardless of life's struggles of trying to make ends meet.

I'm not sure where the wind will take me today east west or south to the Lasciviously rich Aspen. I almost don't even want to worry about getting a job. That frustration is what is holding me back from really relaxing and enjoying my last brief summer before I turn 50. But I look a hell of a lot better than most pleasantly plump Republicans. rolling on the floor laughing with tears dripping from my eyes... to be continued...wish I knew how many hit this soon to be notorious site will get..

My cell phone only gets roaming charges a buck a minute so I feel out of touch, but my friends and acquaintances can reach me by emailing me Garvald@aol.com to send me any love or hate mail

I remember when

Comments

  1. Don't they realize that George and Laura get information from this site for their own material for roasts, etc.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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  2. You did everything to yourself and you know it. Life has it's way of exposing people in their true light. Take some responsiblity for yourself and your life. Get a job. Quit making rude and untrue comments about someone who was nothing but cordial to you. You are 49 years old so start acting like it.

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  3. I am 49, going on 50, thank you for informing everyone what I already have told everyone.
    Thankyou for your hospitality.
    I am not going to act like Im 49 when I feel younger than you look,Stell. I apreciate you letting sleep on your couch and the way you made me feel so welcome.
    Buffy is doing better and I hope that you have a good life on the internet.
    What did I say that was untrue Stella, why dont you act you are 36?
    The only thing that really irritated me was your pompous judgementalism and thanks for doing the cut and pastes from my site. I enjoy the publicity.

    I am taking responsibility for my life. I will have my house paid off in a year and I already have talked about looking for work but that should not make them a less of a person. You knew that I was not working.
    I am writing and some folks think my material is good.

    Maybe I will send you a copy of my book.

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  4. I am 49, going on 50, thank you for informing everyone what I already have told everyone.
    Thankyou for your hospitality.
    I am not going to act like Im 49 when I feel younger than you look,Stell. I apreciate you letting sleep on your couch and the way you made me feel so welcome.
    Buffy is doing better and I hope that you have a good life on the internet.
    What did I say that was untrue Stella, why dont you act you are 36?
    The only thing that really irritated me was your pompous judgementalism and thanks for doing the cut and pastes from my site. I enjoy the publicity.

    I am taking responsibility for my life. I will have my house paid off in a year and I already have talked about looking for work but that should not make them a less of a person. You knew that I was not working.
    I am writing and some folks think my material is good.

    Maybe I will send you a copy of my book.

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  5. "I will have my house paid off in a year and I already "talked about" looking for work but that should not make them less of a person." -Garvald the Eloquent Proofreader

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  6. Very well then. I am sorry you thought I was being judgmental. Let's just remember that you said I represent everything that you hate in America...and you started to fight with me in my own home. If we were all the same-then life would be boring. You just never stop the insults...I especailly like this one..."Im 49 when I feel younger than you look,Stell." WHATEVER! Just keep insulting me all you want. I do not care. I have plenty of friends...liberals, Republicans, moderates, Christians, atheists...it doesn't matter to me. What matters is how they treat me and you have treated me worse than anyone has in a long time. I hope that someday soon you will just let it all go. I never did contact your ex and won't...unless you keep pushing it. I just think that you might want to talk about the good qualities of people and not their shortcomings because we all have them. I bet she did nothing but love you. Best of luck on your trip in this beautiful state and with your book...

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  7. No worries, mate, you have said it all as my friends still read this. So why should I worry about your blackmailing to Muffy when she reads this site frequently. I hope they find your emails as amusing as you think you are.

    Is there something wrong with being 49 and looking younger than an uptight Christian Lady?
    Are you prejudiced against middle age folks like your neo Christian party and Fox new; Hiring only new people under 36?

    By the way, I stayed overnight with a cool hard working young Republican bloke. He enjoys weed more than I do. So there is hope for your party when young folks finally really see where the "right went wrong", (Buchanan)

    "What matters is how they treat me and you have treated me worse than anyone has in a long time."

    I was only very grateful when I stayed with you on the couch. You have a nice pool and hot tub and I thank you for letting me relax. I was only very polite with you for the weekend.

    When I came on with Buffy's perpective and a humorous vein a couple of days later,after seeing your writing from your high mule,and high moral ground, you overreacted. Only you on the tagboard would know Buffy. You then started opening up the frijoles and even though you did not give the actual link you made it obvious by calling yourself "okie zone". You mentioned Muffy several time and started sending threatening text messages.
    I was perfectly happy but were the one that seemed to enjoy making an issue of it. The only mean things I've done are respond to you on the tagboard as far as you wanted to go. I think,Stell, my dear Republican acquaintance, you have a difficult time letting this go along many other issues in your life. Does it make you feel superior to tell everyone that I'm 49 and "unemployed"? I made it a choice to heal, take some time off and write. You and others have no right to criticize that choice.


    "I hope that someday soon you will just let it all go. I never did contact your ex and won't...unless you keep pushing it. I just think that you might want to talk about the good qualities of people and not their shortcomings because we all have them."

    Think about how you and your Republican right wing Christian agenda love to make fun of others with different views from the right, as much as Fox News likes to make fun of liberals. Then you all become so indignant when we make fun of your rigid narrow perspectives of right and wrong on everthing forcing your fundamentalist view of morals on the rest of the world!

    "I bet she did nothing but love you. Best of luck on your trip in this beautiful state and with your book... "

    She did love me and I still love her.
    Thank you and I hope that you find your favorite Stepford Republican mate. I will enjoy this beautiful state. It's a shame that so many Republican are setting up Stepford communities tearing up and polluting the once pristine mountains. Fortunately, this state is concerned about the enviroment where in Oklahoma, the redneck Repukes would love to call people that care about the environment tree huggers!

    Best wishes and Pax from your agnostic, liberal, tree hugging boarder,who loves to make fun of Repukes almost as much as you enjoy bashing libs.
    Pax and like,
    Garv
    1:59 PM

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  8. i KNOW...I WAS Doing it for your benefit... ;) tell her congrats on graduation!
    luv, Garv

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  9. Garvald:
    Why can't you just let it end? You go on and on and on and on and on...get over me please.
    If you in your delusional mind REALLY think you look better than me-keep it to yourself! You are right..I would rather be bald and almost 50! TDF! You were attracted to me before I kicked your ass out and you know it. It has been over a week! get over it!

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  10. J,
    you love to give it out and get so indignant...u did not "kick my ass out" I told you that I was heading out after your dog bit my bitch.

    again < ...u seem to be veryobsessed about me...getting so angry and volatile with your threat..I am sorry that I am not rich enough to chat with you for hours on buck a minute roaming charges...I love to write and I will continue...

    each time you want to insult me or bring up the fact that im ten years or more older than you and bald..
    I could discuss your features but I have not got down to your level...you already said my name on the tagboard...

    u take this internet stuff way too seriously....u all think of fictitious characters to represent on the board and seem to camp out during working hours!

    I love it
    Ilove discovering and uncovering the issues of what motivates both parties and fanatics from both sides...

    U became angry and threatening everything you could ...so worried about anything...then when I bring up Buffy ...u burst one of your repuklican blood vessels ...
    I am sorry but this is "gonzo jour nalism" at it's best...
    ...and I will remember ournice visit except for the trauma of physical abuse to Buffy...

    get over me as others "say" they have....
    peace love and lets pray for a more kind and compASsionate Jesus!

    and thanks for your new found interest in my site, journal,
    pax and love,
    Garv

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  11. cool...you can have the last word???
    "obsession"
    ...u seem to love seeing my site all of a sudden??
    hmmmm....rolling on the floor with more tears in eyes

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