bloke (but some Sheilas think Im cute!).....but cept for my bloody impending back surgery if the Bloody Chiro wont make my paralyzed rt arm stops its tingl
Garvald has arrived since Sunday in the zone of OK.....enjoying or soon starving for intellectual conversation in local pubs(Bumpys and IHOPS)......He has managed to soon irritate some local Benchmarks of the establishment in his search for intellectual challenge beyond the trivia game they were addicted to....Larrry is the Champ with 3 little puter games in front of him....Garvald sometimes in his ADD moment shouts out the answers and get angry stares from an Ellen Degeneres fan and a jr. Schwarzanegger wannabee ...
Garvald asks the green bartender with an impish grin,
"YOU WANNA A PICTURE ? IT WILL LAST LONGER!"
He menacingly glares at Garvald with his young youthful redneck testosterone and has empowering thoughts of throwing him out or "opening a can a whoopass on him!"
So Garvald avoid his and Ellen's gaze....
But the great news about "bumpys" is there are a few single male establishments(people actually) that Garvald has thoughts of them as veritable institutions in surving with and without a woman ....Jack Offen, John, and Frank....He even bought jack and Frank drinks!
they were all toasting another website, "tight ass.com"
Earlier, I was visiting Dave,who is suffering from knee difficulties from surgery (yesterday morn). Unfortunately, he was in an irate mood and was in no mood for Garvald's jovial mood and very dry sense of humor. Garvald comes out after a few bowls.
"!"You have no control of Garvald!"
He menacingly points his middle finger at me and stares at me like I have split personalities like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Cannabis!
Fred (me) realizes that he has to take control of Garvald especially when under the influence of the magic hemp. Garvald does not realize that many are not in the mood for his mindless ramblings,especially Muffy!
OH AND BY THE WAY, STEVE IS THE BEST BARTENDER IN THE WORLD!